Slaptuck

When one of the bros notices your hard so they slap your dick and it tucks up into your waistline.

Jared: Thanks for slaptucking me earlier bro
Chucker: No problem bro, good thing I notice before Sarah did.
Jared: I know right wouldn't want my dog seeing that😅😅

by simpletim July 18, 2020

krungler

Someone who likes to put blueberries in their nose to save for later.

Person 1: Oh no here comes Tom.
Person 2: oh I hate that Krungler.
Person 3: Looks hes eating some now, Grosssss!

by simpletim July 18, 2020

Warfumple

When one of your friends is sleeping so you pull a fast one and poop in their right shoe and pee in the left shoe. If you are ever Warfumpled you may want to consider finding new friends.

Johnny Spark: Hey Sam you wanna Warfumple Max he got too drunk and fell asleep.

Sam Unperfickle: I call the right shoe.
Johnny Spark: Screw you Sam I wanted to poop in Max's shoe.

by simpletim July 18, 2020