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Definitions by simpletim

krungler 

Someone who likes to put blueberries in their nose to save for later.
Person 1: Oh no here comes Tom.
Person 2: oh I hate that Krungler.
Person 3: Looks hes eating some now, Grosssss!
krungler by simpletim July 18, 2020

Slaptuck 

When one of the bros notices your hard so they slap your dick and it tucks up into your waistline.
Jared: Thanks for slaptucking me earlier bro
Chucker: No problem bro, good thing I notice before Sarah did.
Jared: I know right wouldn't want my dog seeing that๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Slaptuck by simpletim July 18, 2020

Warfumple 

When one of your friends is sleeping so you pull a fast one and poop in their right shoe and pee in the left shoe. If you are ever Warfumpled you may want to consider finding new friends.
Johnny Spark: Hey Sam you wanna Warfumple Max he got too drunk and fell asleep.

Sam Unperfickle: I call the right shoe.
Johnny Spark: Screw you Sam I wanted to poop in Max's shoe.
Warfumple by simpletim July 18, 2020