slapfuck

Noun A person who has been bitchslapped

Canadian Governor General Adrienne Clarkson bitchslapped the reporter. The poor slapfuck didn't know what hit him.

by Duckworth Peslar September 23, 2008

Slapfuck

verb. A repeated, unrelenting assault on someone's body, usually the face, with both open hands and the occasional backhand.

"That spoiled bitch had such nerve, I just wanted to slapfuck her face."

by Skincrafter October 21, 2011

slapfuck your nuts

slapping someone so hard it fucking hurts like a kick to the nuts

I'll slapfuck your nuts Carolina.

by Jesusnuts August 26, 2007

slamfuck

Wild and vigorous sex done with the intention of putting the other person through the wall. The wall may be literal or metaphorical. The point is to fuck the person hard, deep, and with quick, almost violent strokes. Despite the nature, the slamfuck is usually done with good intentions.

What a freak! Don't go in for that nice and gentle shit. She likes a good, hard slamfucking.

by D.S.Machina October 25, 2006

Snapfuck

When a person sends you nudes over snapchat.

Guy 1: Dude, me and Uniqua snapfucked last night!

by KeepItReal💪🏾💯✔️ July 24, 2016

Slamfucked

Used to describe a state of complete chaos within a restaurant, usually because of a massive dinner rush, holiday, or lack of staff.

Can you get me an extra side of ranch dressing?

Fuck you, this place is slamfucked.

by OfficeBoi July 23, 2009

Slapduck

Similar to batshit, as it can mean anything attributed to craziness.

John: Hey man, you don't look so good this morning...

Matt: I feel slapduck crazy, must have slept on the wrong side of the bed.

John: Thats no good bro!

by Mastertape24 April 22, 2011