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Slapocalypse 

The act of slapping someone unexpectedly in full public view.
Will Smith unleashed a slapocalypse on Chris Rock.

I never expected my mother's slapocalypse when I told her I failed 7th grade math.
Slapocalypse by N0whereman March 29, 2022

sexpocalypse 

An apocalypse resulting and/or caused by an extremely large amount of sex, frequently resulting in a world-wide orgy.
Dane was just another extremely sexy earthling who died in the sexpocalypse.
sexpocalypse by Eviljawa September 24, 2006

Stupocalypse 

Stupocalypse (noun):
1. The event when the level of stupidity has achieved critical mass and starts a chain reaction that destroys civilization.
2. The opposite of Ray Kurzweil's "singularity."
The latest nominees for the Darwin Awards have convinced me that the Stupocalypse is at hand.
Stupocalypse by ShadowWarrior April 26, 2015

Slutpocalypse 

a.k.a Halloween
the one time of the year women find it socially acceptable to flaunt their inner whore out in public.
Hey what are you going to dress up as to the slutpocalypse?
Slutpocalypse by migger313 October 30, 2009

Slutpocalypse 

The large grouping of slutty or whoreish women in one place.
"Dude, did you go to the party last night?"
"Yeah, it was a Slutpocalypse."
Slutpocalypse by Erinesto Haye April 25, 2010

Sarapocalypse 

Sarah Palin as President of the United States.

Could be coming as near as Jan 20th 2013.
Person 1: "I can't believe gas is 5 dollars a gallon!!"

Person 2: "I warned many about the Sarapocalypse, but they just didn't listen. Well with all of the forced child births, we will have plenty of people to protect us from our foes."
Sarapocalypse by Anna Dolt July 11, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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