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slapocalypse 

A technique of handling an instrument, especially a guitar or the family of sitars thereof, where you slam or strike the chords sharply with or as if with the open hand.
David challenged him to a contest in bass playing and Sam reiterated that he would cause a slapocalypse on him.
slapocalypse by slapocalypse August 23, 2021
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Slapocalypse 

The act of slapping someone unexpectedly in full public view.
Will Smith unleashed a slapocalypse on Chris Rock.

I never expected my mother's slapocalypse when I told her I failed 7th grade math.
Slapocalypse by N0whereman March 29, 2022

sexpocalypse 

An apocalypse resulting and/or caused by an extremely large amount of sex, frequently resulting in a world-wide orgy.
Dane was just another extremely sexy earthling who died in the sexpocalypse.
sexpocalypse by Eviljawa September 24, 2006

Stupocalypse 

Stupocalypse (noun):
1. The event when the level of stupidity has achieved critical mass and starts a chain reaction that destroys civilization.
2. The opposite of Ray Kurzweil's "singularity."
The latest nominees for the Darwin Awards have convinced me that the Stupocalypse is at hand.
Stupocalypse by ShadowWarrior April 26, 2015

Slutpocalypse 

a.k.a Halloween
the one time of the year women find it socially acceptable to flaunt their inner whore out in public.
Hey what are you going to dress up as to the slutpocalypse?
Slutpocalypse by migger313 October 30, 2009

Slutpocalypse 

The large grouping of slutty or whoreish women in one place.
"Dude, did you go to the party last night?"
"Yeah, it was a Slutpocalypse."
Slutpocalypse by Erinesto Haye April 25, 2010

Sarapocalypse 

Sarah Palin as President of the United States.

Could be coming as near as Jan 20th 2013.
Person 1: "I can't believe gas is 5 dollars a gallon!!"

Person 2: "I warned many about the Sarapocalypse, but they just didn't listen. Well with all of the forced child births, we will have plenty of people to protect us from our foes."
Sarapocalypse by Anna Dolt July 11, 2009
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