sexpocalypse

An apocalypse resulting and/or caused by an extremely large amount of sex, frequently resulting in a world-wide orgy.

Dane was just another extremely sexy earthling who died in the sexpocalypse.

by Eviljawa September 24, 2006

Stupocalypse

Stupocalypse (noun):
1. The event when the level of stupidity has achieved critical mass and starts a chain reaction that destroys civilization.
2. The opposite of Ray Kurzweil's "singularity."

The latest nominees for the Darwin Awards have convinced me that the Stupocalypse is at hand.

by ShadowWarrior April 26, 2015

Soapocalypse

Thursday, April 14, 2011, the day ABC announced the cancellations of "All My Children" and "One Life to Live," two of the longest-running shows in television history, within two years of CBS canceling the even longer-running "Guiding Light" and "As the World Turns." ABC Daytime president Brian Frons seemingly gave no fucks about the whole situation.

Dude...all they have on TV now are lame talk shows and cooking shows. What the fuck! The soapocalypse ruined daytime TV.

by ericakane70 May 4, 2011

Shopocalypse

The mayhem that ensues in every shopping mall and mini-mart across America on Black Friday.

Me: Hey man, you going to "major retail conglomerate" on Black Friday?
Friend: Hell no, you won't catch me anywhere near the shopocalypse!

by Mwahahahahahaha! November 28, 2013

shopocalypse

Noun

1. Meadowhall shopping centre, Sheffield, England. So-called for its advertising as "the land of shoppertunity".
2. The end of the world through rampant and pervasive consumerism
3. The point of exhaustion reached at the end of an excessive shopping spree where you simply cannot continue.

1. "The shopocalypse can be found at Junction 32 of the M1."
2. "If we carry on like this as a species we are heading for the shopocalypse."
3. "Can we go home, for the love of God? I've reached the shopocalypse."

by conciliation March 27, 2009

slapocalypse

A technique of handling an instrument, especially a guitar or the family of sitars thereof, where you slam or strike the chords sharply with or as if with the open hand.

David challenged him to a contest in bass playing and Sam reiterated that he would cause a slapocalypse on him.

by slapocalypse August 23, 2021

Snopocalypse

The nickname for the massive snowstorm that hit the ENTIRE united states in early February 2011. Power outages, a week out of school, and roads of solid ice? It's the apocalypse of snow.

When the snopocalypse hit, it was like the world ended for a week!

by bee.cool February 25, 2011