Sarapocalypse

Sarah Palin as President of the United States.

Could be coming as near as Jan 20th 2013.

Person 1: "I can't believe gas is 5 dollars a gallon!!"

Person 2: "I warned many about the Sarapocalypse, but they just didn't listen. Well with all of the forced child births, we will have plenty of people to protect us from our foes."

by Anna Dolt July 11, 2009

snarkpocalypse

Continuous flow of snide, shitty remarks, and bitch talk on FB news feed us just a snarkpocalypse.

sarcasm assholes jerkssnarkpocalypse

by bentryin November 18, 2013

Soapocalypse

Thursday, April 14, 2011, the day ABC announced the cancellations of "All My Children" and "One Life to Live," two of the longest-running shows in television history, within two years of CBS canceling the even longer-running "Guiding Light" and "As the World Turns." ABC Daytime president Brian Frons seemingly gave no fucks about the whole situation.

Dude...all they have on TV now are lame talk shows and cooking shows. What the fuck! The soapocalypse ruined daytime TV.

by ericakane70 May 4, 2011

slapocalypse

A technique of handling an instrument, especially a guitar or the family of sitars thereof, where you slam or strike the chords sharply with or as if with the open hand.

David challenged him to a contest in bass playing and Sam reiterated that he would cause a slapocalypse on him.

by slapocalypse August 23, 2021

Shamapocalypse

An end coming soon to you. there are many stories about apocalypses but the worst to come about to us is the shamapocalypse, the events to take place here are unknown.

...dunno the Shamapocalypse is hard to explain, not much is known about it.

by Sedicee October 29, 2008

Shapocalypse

A combination of the spocker (two in pink, two in stink) and the shocker (two in pink on in stink) to make four in the pink, three in the stink.

"I hooked up with a complete gaper last night. Had enough room in there to give her the fuckin' Shapocalypse."
"I'm gonna show you something that's gonna end your world bitch...prepare to recieve the 7 horsemen (fingers) of the Shapocalypse"

by Brandon Forsythe May 3, 2008

Skapocalypse

The epitome of sexy in Clique. Beware, he will tap you. srsly

Hey Skapocalypse! Wait! What the fuck? Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!1

by Bob Blinker January 30, 2009