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Soapocalypse 

Thursday, April 14, 2011, the day ABC announced the cancellations of "All My Children" and "One Life to Live," two of the longest-running shows in television history, within two years of CBS canceling the even longer-running "Guiding Light" and "As the World Turns." ABC Daytime president Brian Frons seemingly gave no fucks about the whole situation.
Dude...all they have on TV now are lame talk shows and cooking shows. What the fuck! The soapocalypse ruined daytime TV.
Soapocalypse by ericakane70 May 4, 2011
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sexpocalypse 

An apocalypse resulting and/or caused by an extremely large amount of sex, frequently resulting in a world-wide orgy.
Dane was just another extremely sexy earthling who died in the sexpocalypse.
sexpocalypse by Eviljawa September 24, 2006

Stupocalypse 

Stupocalypse (noun):
1. The event when the level of stupidity has achieved critical mass and starts a chain reaction that destroys civilization.
2. The opposite of Ray Kurzweil's "singularity."
The latest nominees for the Darwin Awards have convinced me that the Stupocalypse is at hand.
Stupocalypse by ShadowWarrior April 26, 2015

Snowpocalypse 

A weather condition in which the amount of fallen snow, while not really such a big deal, wreaks havoc on a city, effectively shutting it down and leaving its citizens stunned and unable to see any sign of hope or a return to normalcy. It's perceived much like the aftermath of a nuclear event, but really... it's just freakin' snow!!

In cases of a Snowpocalypse it is really the panicked reaction of said citizens and NOT the actual snow that makes the situation worthy of the title. People simply aren't used to it, lose their heads and blame the city for the weather.
Seattle: December 2008/January 2009

6 days of sheer horror, the likes of which gripped us all in fear and ineptitude. God have mercy on our children as they look back on those dark, dark days of the Great Snowpocalypse.

** Speculation is still pending on whether this was the act of terrorists. No group has yet come forward and claimed responsibility.

snowpocalypse 

Intense, "the sky is falling" reaction to predictions of a winter storm, frequently used in areas not accustomed to snow.
"Stay tuned for more details and what to expect from Seattle Snowpocalypse '08."
snowpocalypse by The Gidge December 22, 2008

Snowpocalypse 2010 

The brain damaging hype of a three foot blizzard affecting the southern maryland region that has reporters excited over mind numbingly routine tasks.
Snowpocalypse 2010 Coverage:

"This is so and so reporting from a huge mound in Chevy Chase!"; "People are walking!"; "People are outside drinking coffee!"; "She has on red boots and a backpack!"; "Driving is dangerous!"
Snowpocalypse 2010 by LowBrow February 6, 2010

snowpocalypse 

snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse

When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.
Clint: Dude, I heard on the weather channel you had a snowpocalypse last night in your area
Paul: Naw, just a couple inches, the weather man is an idiot.