A staudinger is someone who purposely gets lost in order to escape everyone who loves him. He makes plans with his friends and then goes missing for weeks or months without contact with anyone. Even the police have to look for him. When he returns, he gets an attitude with everyone who cares about him as if he did nothing wrong.
A: Don't be a staudinger (said to someone who goes missing).
Joshua is the type of guy who is just perfect…he’s silly but string, self conscious but confident, you never know what too expect but you always know your getting the best from him because that’s all he wants to give. He’s got piercings and a silly smile. But he’s the only Joshua Shaddinger you’ll need no matter what
Prior to intercourse, fill a large super soaker with an orange beverage i.e. (kool-aid, gatorade, orange draank). while analy fisting your male counterpart, pull out your hand and replace it with the super soaker nozzle. pump and squirt without descretion.