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Slapdickery 

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
Slapdickery by geederd November 28, 2020

Slapdickery 

It is an adjective which is used to describe the disagreement of someone else ideology, or if something does not go your way.
"I don't know if I can come to New Years at your place this year"

"Why? School doesn't start until Jan. 9th"

"Not for me, next term starts Jan. 2nd"

"That is some slapdickery right there."

"I concur"
Slapdickery by igotpubichairinmymouth November 19, 2011

staudinger

A staudinger is someone who purposely gets lost in order to escape everyone who loves him. He makes plans with his friends and then goes missing for weeks or months without contact with anyone. Even the police have to look for him. When he returns, he gets an attitude with everyone who cares about him as if he did nothing wrong.
A: Don't be a staudinger (said to someone who goes missing).

B: Why don't you just go staudinger and get lost.
staudinger by fifey November 12, 2013

SlapDickery 

Messing around, causing an accident that one person didnt want to happen in the first place
Boss: Stop that slapdickery before you break something
SlapDickery by BamThaKing April 1, 2016

Joshua Shaddinger

Joshua is the type of guy who is just perfect…he’s silly but string, self conscious but confident, you never know what too expect but you always know your getting the best from him because that’s all he wants to give. He’s got piercings and a silly smile. But he’s the only Joshua Shaddinger you’ll need no matter what
Ex.) oh my god…is that Joshua Shaddinger,

the emo kid who gives everyone nothing but attention and doesn’t receive enough of it?!
Joshua Shaddinger by Jay maxwell October 19, 2021

Orange Slimdinger 

Prior to intercourse, fill a large super soaker with an orange beverage i.e. (kool-aid, gatorade, orange draank). while analy fisting your male counterpart, pull out your hand and replace it with the super soaker nozzle. pump and squirt without descretion.
Male#1-my ass hurts

Make#2-Why?

Male#1-Some guy gave me an orange slimdinger last night....
Orange Slimdinger by doodad blinger February 27, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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