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Slapnotized
a mental state in which one is subconsciously compliant with instructions, suggestions, and/or commands. Typically, the slapnotism is adminisered following an exhaustive effort to subdue an insubordinate individual who is unresponsive to conventional methods of agreeablity where reasoning, logic, and acceptable behavior cannot be achieved. Common techniques include the open-handed palm strike, the back-handed knuckle rap, and the slapper-cut; all of which are targeted towards cranial or facial pressure points in order to pulsate the slapnotist's objective message throughout the neurotransimitters in the subject's brain.
My old lady needed to get slapnotized when she started causing a fuss at the Wienerschnitzel before someone called the cops on us.
Slapnotized by Llenar13 August 16, 2011
duchess slant
The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.
Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.
Kate: I’d rather die.
Kate: I’d rather die.
duchess slant by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018
slanty eyes
Slanty eyes or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eyes an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eyes an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slanty eyes an Asian eyes trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"
Master: "Because they are stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eyes too."
Master: "Because they are stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eyes too."
slanty eyes by Pink People October 4, 2012
slanty
Slanty or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slanty an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"
Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty too."
Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty too."
slanty by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012
Slanther
A sly-panther. Any person who follows or stalks their "prey" waiting for the perfect time to strike. The slanthers presence is usually unknown to his/her victim.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.