Slanot

A term used to define an object or person which is very slanot, slanotting or daboish.

You are some damn slanot

by Rhino December 2, 2003

slant boy

A wide receiver in the NFL who puts up big numbers by consistently running slants most notably Michael Thomas

Person 1“Michael Thomas is the best receiver in the NFL”
Person 2 “Oh you mean slant boy?”

by A1Jalen November 8, 2020

Slapnotized

a mental state in which one is subconsciously compliant with instructions, suggestions, and/or commands. Typically, the slapnotism is adminisered following an exhaustive effort to subdue an insubordinate individual who is unresponsive to conventional methods of agreeablity where reasoning, logic, and acceptable behavior cannot be achieved. Common techniques include the open-handed palm strike, the back-handed knuckle rap, and the slapper-cut; all of which are targeted towards cranial or facial pressure points in order to pulsate the slapnotist's objective message throughout the neurotransimitters in the subject's brain.

My old lady needed to get slapnotized when she started causing a fuss at the Wienerschnitzel before someone called the cops on us.

by Llenar13 August 16, 2011

duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

slanty eyes

Slanty eyes or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eyes an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slanty eyes an Asian eyes trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eyes too."

by Pink People October 4, 2012

slanty

Slanty or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slanty an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty too."

by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012

Slanther

A sly-panther. Any person who follows or stalks their "prey" waiting for the perfect time to strike. The slanthers presence is usually unknown to his/her victim.

Person #1: "Yo did you see Mark hiding in the bushes waiting for Justin to pass?"

Person #2: "Yaa b, I didn't even see him until he jumped on Justins back."

Person #1: "Marks such a slanther"

by Uni Guy November 26, 2009