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Slanther

A sly-panther. Any person who follows or stalks their "prey" waiting for the perfect time to strike. The slanthers presence is usually unknown to his/her victim.
Person #1: "Yo did you see Mark hiding in the bushes waiting for Justin to pass?"

Person #2: "Yaa b, I didn't even see him until he jumped on Justins back."

Person #1: "Marks such a slanther"
by Uni Guy November 26, 2009
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Slanther

A miniature moinksh. Also known as a slanthergini.
“Slanther alert, slanther alert
“Where is the slanther?”
by Sofogus February 7, 2022
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Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
by Nik Balash May 18, 2009
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Slather

A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.
Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.

Ooh so good!
by Dogma mama December 26, 2017
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slather ass

Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.
Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.

Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.
by BMush April 26, 2008
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slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying
by Dolbarado April 12, 2013
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slather

(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.
She slathered my weasel with her greazle.
by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004
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