3 definitions by penetrationmachine69

Slopjug

The act of filling a container with multiple different types of strong liquor. The solution that is resulted from this mixture is extremely intoxicating

Kyle: Hey dude you wanna get a bottle tonight?
Nick: nah man, i'm broke as fuck but i have a few half empty bottles if you wanna make a slopjug..
Kyle: Fuck yeah, lets get fucking wrecked

by penetrationmachine69 February 26, 2015

Trog

A person who is Totally Reliant On Government. They usually spent there highschool years smoking weed and blowing shit off. resulting in a minimum wage job and sucking hairy dick for shwag weed.

John: That fucking trog dropped my burger
Royce: The welfare checks run strong with that one.

by penetrationmachine69 March 4, 2015

pennsylvania slamer

The act of pulling a limp penis out, slathering it in amish made jam/jelly (of your choice) and thwaping a female in the face until said penis is erect.

Tyler: How'd the date go last night?
James: Pretty Badass man katelynne let me give her a pennsylvania slamer!
Tyler: Fuck yeah, The grape jelly is the best.

by penetrationmachine69 March 15, 2015