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The act of pulling a limp penis out, slathering it in amish made jam/jelly (of your choice) and thwaping a female in the face until said penis is erect.
Tyler: How'd the date go last night?
James: Pretty Badass man katelynne let me give her a pennsylvania slamer!
Tyler: Fuck yeah, The grape jelly is the best.
James: Pretty Badass man katelynne let me give her a pennsylvania slamer!
Tyler: Fuck yeah, The grape jelly is the best.
by penetrationmachine69 March 14, 2015
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Kyle: Hey dude you wanna get a bottle tonight?
Nick: nah man, i'm broke as fuck but i have a few half empty bottles if you wanna make a slopjug..
Kyle: Fuck yeah, lets get fucking wrecked
Nick: nah man, i'm broke as fuck but i have a few half empty bottles if you wanna make a slopjug..
Kyle: Fuck yeah, lets get fucking wrecked
by penetrationmachine69 February 26, 2015
Get the Slopjug mug.A person who is Totally Reliant On Government. They usually spent there highschool years smoking weed and blowing shit off. resulting in a minimum wage job and sucking hairy dick for shwag weed.
by penetrationmachine69 March 4, 2015
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