Slafe 

A person who is enslaved under the illusion of it being for their own safety.

Jordan’s mom won’t let him join football because his mom thinks it’s too dangerous, he is such a slafe.

Slafe by Zorg February 9, 2021

slafe 

the act of doing something slow and safe

Yo do me a favor and hop on the hood of the my truck and see if my lights are on, dont worry ill drive slafe so you wont fall off

slafe by Beau Rosa April 22, 2008

Slafe 

That little piece of diarrhea that won't flush down the toilet no matter how many times you flush. It keeps swirling and swirling then disappears for a second only to reappear and mock you.

I had Taco Bell last night and had diarrhea - I have no idea how to flush that slafe.

Slafe by Astronautpants May 18, 2021

Keep you safe 

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".

"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'

Keep you safe by RayBidd February 9, 2022

safe music 

songs easily identified by accessible melodies and catchy choruses, normally played on mainstream or pop radio stations. Safe music, or having safe musical tastes, is often singable and easy to listen to by a wide and diverse audience.

All Brian listens to is safe music. Whenever the tunes sound heavy or edgy, he changes the station.

safe music by D.S. Credito March 8, 2015

safe school 

An Australian primary school which has dropped education and is now a daytime gender transitioning clinic for young children, where parents have no control.

Don't want to rush into your child's Gender Transition? Their school will do it anyway, with the help of Safe Schools. They don't need your consent.

safe school by HbombBrisley March 27, 2019

Safety Scissoring 

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

Safety Scissoring by ETMZ October 9, 2014