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Slavent
A mixture of the words slave and servant. A Slavent has all the rights of a slave and the politically correct title of servant. This term is used to be able to keep blacks as slaves and avoid angering all non-repeblicans
Whitey: get back to work Slavent.
Mushi Slaken
"Dude i slaked that Mushi all night last night" or "Dude she got on to me for Mushi slaken another girls Mushi"
Mushi Slaken by Creator of this phrase. Devin. October 22, 2009
Sladen Dead
Sladen Dead is a vampiric gothic rap artist from England. He mixes unique gothic melodies to lyrics that are reminicent of 1800's Victorian poetry.
A lot of his songs and albums are based around love stories and tragic tales of heartbreak, sorrow and vampirism. He is considered the "Dani Filth of Rap". A lot of his following are metalheads and goths.
A lot of his songs and albums are based around love stories and tragic tales of heartbreak, sorrow and vampirism. He is considered the "Dani Filth of Rap". A lot of his following are metalheads and goths.
Ross: Where are you going tonight, man?
Warren: I'm going to see Sladen Dead at the London Astoria, you should come too!
Warren: I'm going to see Sladen Dead at the London Astoria, you should come too!
Sladen Dead by DevilClownBoy666 January 12, 2009
The Slaven
Convincing or the act of trying to convince the hookup from the night before to perform oral sex the following morning, after she has just finished vomiting.
The Slaven doesn't work well when her breathe smells like cheap vodka and breadsticks and she's still drunk enough to slur her words.
The Slaven by Mike "God" Ditka September 24, 2007
The Slaven
Attempting to solicit fellatio the morning after sex, after the girl has vomitted. An alternate version involves cheeseburgers, in which one attempts to solicit fellatio the morning after sex, while eating a cheeseburger.
- That girl was so sick last night...
- Yeah, and you know what the best part was? This morning he tried the slaven, but she was too hungover and sloppy.
- Too bad.
- Yeah, but he told me the cheeseburger he got from Five Guys right before was delicious.
- Yeah, and you know what the best part was? This morning he tried the slaven, but she was too hungover and sloppy.
- Too bad.
- Yeah, but he told me the cheeseburger he got from Five Guys right before was delicious.
The Slaven by ProbableCause October 23, 2007
slaven
a person who is beast in bed, artist in love , no better toy to play with in bed , also could mean a guy who is such a pervert
often used to describe someone sexually,
also used by woman to say their wishes
often used to describe someone sexually,
also used by woman to say their wishes
That man is such a slaven.
Or
I wish I had some slaven* in bed. (great lover, sex machine)
OR
I wish guy I met was slaven, unfortunately he's not,that sucks.
OR
I'm sad, i cant find any slaven to sexually please me.
Or
I wish I had some slaven* in bed. (great lover, sex machine)
OR
I wish guy I met was slaven, unfortunately he's not,that sucks.
OR
I'm sad, i cant find any slaven to sexually please me.
slaven by ExploringURAnus January 22, 2013
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