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Lamp -Shade -Drunk 

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.
Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.
Lamp -Shade -Drunk by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005

Slide Show Drunk 

In between Drunk and Black-Out drunk, all your memories seem like pictures that only highlight parts of the night, like in a Slide Show.
Man, I was Slide Show drunk last night. I remember being at the bar, the strip club, and McDonalds, but I don't remember what happened in between.
Slide Show Drunk by pat700 December 6, 2009

Drink slave 

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you drinks, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.
Ben! Ben! Ben! were is my drink slave?
Drink slave by Cecemadison May 24, 2018

Drink Slave 

Beyyyyn where my tea
Drink Slave by Simply nailogical September 29, 2018

drink slave 

Simplynailogical's boyfriend Ben. (As previously stated in several of her YouTube videos)
Cristine (Simplynailogical)-

"I need my tea.. Where's my drink slave?"
drink slave by Sisterof13 November 16, 2017

Drunken Thigh Slide

When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.
Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."

Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."
Drunken Thigh Slide by Tattered Wings December 19, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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