"Slade Craven filled up Glen Benton's inverted crucifix scar with piss and then lapped it up."
"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"
"Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat."
"DevilDriver challenged Slade Craven to a farting competition but Slade Craven followed through right on that fucking guy from Coal Chamber's face."
"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"
"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"
"Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat."
"DevilDriver challenged Slade Craven to a farting competition but Slade Craven followed through right on that fucking guy from Coal Chamber's face."
"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"
by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009