Definitions by DylanFan88

Key -Swinger

A Type of turn made by a driver that happens to be driving too fast. The turn causes the keys to sway and "swing"

Wow dog, that turn was a real Key -Swinger yo

Key -Swinger by DylanFan88 July 23, 2008

Lamp -Shade -Drunk 

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.

Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.

Lamp -Shade -Drunk by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005