Lamp -Shade -Drunk

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.
Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.
by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005
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Key -Swinger

A Type of turn made by a driver that happens to be driving too fast. The turn causes the keys to sway and "swing"
Wow dog, that turn was a real Key -Swinger yo
by DylanFan88 December 24, 2005
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