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Slackeroni 

a slacker who slacks so much, someone had to add the suffix oni to the end to calm them down enough not to kill them
Ms. Vallieu was such a slackeroni for not putting this up first
Slackeroni by RobertBlub September 28, 2011
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sickeroni 

Used if something is fucked up or funny. Similar to “I’m Sick” but worded differently.
Person 1 - Bro my bitch just cheated on me.
Person 2 - Sickeroni.
sickeroni by rjdumbass April 22, 2020

Slackerbitch 

1. Slackerbitch is a song by an alternetiv rock group called Placebo

2. Slackerbitch is the definition of a female that is lazy and is fucking/likes to be in company with gay men. A slackerbitch is almost the same as a faghag and slackbitch.
Diana: It ain't no fun anymore without
Lisa!
Marte: That slackerbitch! Hanging out with
all those queen guys!

smackeroonies 

money, see? greenbacks, ben franklins, get it? don't be a chump see?
I'll give you $10,000 smackeroonies to kick Dave's ass
smackeroonies by schism-gism November 6, 2008

slackenitis 

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)
Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)
slackenitis by Supervisor August 16, 2007

slackerino 

Noun - A person who is easily distracted at work but also is aware and admits to their inefficiencies.
"I'm such a slackerino. I got hardly anything done at work today after wasting time online and shooting the shit with my friends over five coffee breaks."
slackerino by DAN_Dutch January 2, 2009

Slackerpiece 

The most outstanding work of a creative artist or craftsman, but only in a brief moment of inspiration. Consistency is the foe of one who creates a Slackerpiece.
Wow! Johnny's Slackerpiece shows some real talent, too bad his talent shines through only once in a while.
Slackerpiece by MunkeeVision April 29, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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