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Slackeroni

a slacker who slacks so much, someone had to add the suffix oni to the end to calm them down enough not to kill them
Ms. Vallieu was such a slackeroni for not putting this up first
by RobertBlub September 28, 2011
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sickeroni

Used if something is fucked up or funny. Similar to “I’m Sick” but worded differently.
Person 1 - Bro my bitch just cheated on me.
Person 2 - Sickeroni.
by rjdumbass April 22, 2020
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Slackerbitch

1. Slackerbitch is a song by an alternetiv rock group called Placebo

2. Slackerbitch is the definition of a female that is lazy and is fucking/likes to be in company with gay men. A slackerbitch is almost the same as a faghag and slackbitch.
Diana: It ain't no fun anymore without
Lisa!
Marte: That slackerbitch! Hanging out with
all those queen guys!
by Evil "Butterfly" Panda January 2, 2005
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smackeroonies

money, see? greenbacks, ben franklins, get it? don't be a chump see?
I'll give you $10,000 smackeroonies to kick Dave's ass
by schism-gism November 6, 2008
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slackenitis

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)
Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)
by Supervisor August 16, 2007
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slackerino

Noun - A person who is easily distracted at work but also is aware and admits to their inefficiencies.
"I'm such a slackerino. I got hardly anything done at work today after wasting time online and shooting the shit with my friends over five coffee breaks."
by DAN_Dutch January 2, 2009
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Slackerpiece

The most outstanding work of a creative artist or craftsman, but only in a brief moment of inspiration. Consistency is the foe of one who creates a Slackerpiece.
Wow! Johnny's Slackerpiece shows some real talent, too bad his talent shines through only once in a while.
by MunkeeVision April 29, 2008
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