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Skypology (-ize)

To offer a video apology via Skype to someone you've offended.
I accused my girlfriend of cheating on me, but I had to (offer a) Skypology (-ize) when I found out the guy she was hanging out with was just an unattractive cousin.

Slapology 

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"
1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

Simpology 

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.
I just got my PhD in Simpology

sarpology 

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize
"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"
sarpology by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010

simpology 

the hottest wattpad writer to ever exist
Oh, you've never read any of simpology's books?
simpology by Jas:) July 31, 2021

Simpology 

The study of men who lower their standards in order to have a relationship.
"How is school going, Jimmy?"
"Pretty good. I'm majoring in Simpology, so I spend a lot of time reading Instagram profiles for data".
Simpology by DaHolmes October 15, 2023