A flat, 'square' shaped sausage popular in Scotland. Best served on a roll with brown sass, with optional extras such as haggis or tattie scone. The term is widely accepted except by inbreds from Ayrshire.
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1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.
'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".
1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.
'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".
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Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."
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