Skwerr

A flat, 'square' shaped sausage popular in Scotland. Best served on a roll with brown sass, with optional extras such as haggis or tattie scone. The term is widely accepted except by inbreds from Ayrshire.

Awrite mate, geez two roll n' skwerr wi scone n' broon sass. Gless bottle eh bru n' aw.

Skwerr by tonguepunchmyfarter November 29, 2019

skwerl 

A squirrel that's part of an evil conspiracy to conquer the Earth and manipulate Acorn supplies to their diabolical advantage.

If you see a skwerl, run for your life!

skwerl by Ross Archer March 13, 2003

skerrup 

Skerrup is the act of pounding two fists and then stopping mid way saying skerrup and then going in reverse.

Dustin scored the winning basket so him and his teammate go to pound fists and then they skerrup.

skerrup by Pacman6980 June 22, 2010

skerrat 

A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:

1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.

'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".

Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."

skerrat by Endangered_Dodo February 23, 2009

skwerl 

A wonderful, adorable, cake eating rodent.

I heart skwerls!

skwerl by Degulishus March 3, 2010

Skwergle 

The act of doing separate nothings with someone at the same time while staying in close contact.

What did you do this weekend? "We just skwergled all weekend. He was on Borderlands while I played Animal Crossing. We never left the couch. It was amazing!"

Skwergle by SassyMcPhee August 10, 2020

skwerlish 

a type of cartoon style drawing similar to anime (but not), with an American style. Full of curves, thick lines and lots of colour. Used in online comics.

Missmoo: Wow man, nice anime!
Skwerl: Fuck off, this is skwerlish!

skwerlish by Sam Cornwell January 20, 2009