skwerl 

A squirrel that's part of an evil conspiracy to conquer the Earth and manipulate Acorn supplies to their diabolical advantage.

If you see a skwerl, run for your life!

skwerl by Ross Archer March 13, 2003

skwerl 

A wonderful, adorable, cake eating rodent.

I heart skwerls!

skwerl by Degulishus March 3, 2010

skwerl 

someone who does things with wreckless abandon and little holds little regard to their own well-being while doing so.

He was driving like a skwerl the other night. It's a wonder he didn't kill himself

skwerl by Brian May 5, 2004

Skwerl 

A misspelling of the fuzzy, fluffy, wonderful rodent we all know and love.

That skwerl is so cute.

Skwerl by Skwerl November 11, 2004

skwerl 

a squirrel with a laptop

skwerls sure can make those beats.

skwerl by ratster July 10, 2003

durt skwerl 

The essence of scum and filth. The kind of person who would steal a UN care-package from starving child if it meant being able to sell it for a buck to buy and snort some cocaine from a freshly shit out of asshole. Not to be confused with the less greasy common dirt squirrel, the rare durt skwerl should be avoided at all costs.

Did you hear that durt skwerl Anthony Pyror is back in town? He must've got done sniffing all the buttholes in his home town.

durt skwerl by ∆G April 22, 2016

skerletts

A drunken fisherman, that beats on his wife.

That johnny is sure a skerletts when hes drunk and mad at his wife.

skerletts by da bomba February 9, 2010