Skuanked

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When you’re getting a blowjob and you tell your girlfriend/boyfriend you’re about to cum, so they aim your dick back at you. Specifically, when your cum hits your face.

Person 1: dude, my girl skuanked me last night. I got it all over my shirt and my cum hit my chin.
Person 2: fuck bro that sucks!!

Skuanked by Umar North Tower May 28, 2019

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Are you skunked

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy. For example:

Abdi: "WALLAHI I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY P'S

Y.MStizzy: Blud are you skunked?

Are you skunked by Y.MStizzy February 18, 2020

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Are you skunked

Are you mad or are you crazy
Used by the legendary Mbbants

Mbbants: can you give me that 5 star rating

Customer: no way I'm giving you 5 stars

Mbbants: what! Are you skunked g give me that 5 star now g are you skunked

Are you skunked by Ash Boens June 2, 2020

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Skunked

the state of being crazy or insane

Mandem is this guy skunked?

Skunked by CSBJosh November 7, 2019

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Skunked a creamer

Flatulation that causes the expulsion of semen that was acquired during anal sex.

Luckily I decided to wear panties to brunch because I just skunked a creamer.

Skunked a creamer by Gretchen0.0 November 3, 2017

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Skunked

Is a way to say stupid or mad

"yo y.mstizzy gimme some food please"
"BRUV ARE YOU SKUNKED do I look like a rich man to be giving food ARE YOU SKUNKED, ARE YOU SKUNKED"

Skunked by RIK_10official October 9, 2020

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Are you skunked?

Better way of saying are you crazy? Popular in London and used by MBbants

MBbants: Ayo G can i get that discount because my friend work here and that
Worker: Nope, sorry.
MBbants: Oi what? Are you skunked G? Give me that discount right fucking now G. Are you skunked?
Worker: leave my shop now

Are you skunked? by OfficialJadrn March 1, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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