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Shrimplet 

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.
Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.
Shrimplet by Maria F. November 5, 2019
You won't see Dave around for a while since he had that striplet with Tammy from the Gold Club, he had to pick up an extra shift at work to support the little fellow.
STRIPLET by samnitemar December 16, 2011

skripper 

A stripper with the ability to make her booty clap. Often accessorized with neon-colored g-strings and stretch marks.

See: every rap video ever.
Dat skripper got a donk.
skripper by Al Gator May 26, 2008

skipplesqueeze 

when you skipped the rock across the lock-ness monster lake a squid pops up and squishes you so much you squirm because the squish was too strong
"how was your holiday"
"oh my gosh, i got skipplesqueezed!"

Striplette 

Cool four-piece sleaze glam band from St.-Petersburg,Russa influenced by such bands as Guns N'Roses, Skid Row, Motley Crue, Zodiac Mindwarp, Backyard Babies, L.A.Guns and so on.
The band says that they play sleaze rock but actually some of their songs sounds a bit heavier.
-Hey it's Striplette's show tonite, wanna go?
-Shure, they're kick ass!
Striplette by Rikki Chi July 12, 2010

Scrimpleton 

The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.
That scrimpleton wigged out and left fo' good.
Scrimpleton by Goat1000 May 29, 2007