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I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets
shretting by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate
I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?
Skretting is a surname from Norway. Also found in USA, Germany and Canada. The surmane is from a place called Skretting. The place is on Jæren in Norway. The place is known for farming. Skretting means "bad dirt".
Lars: What is you surname?
Anne: It is Skretting. Anne Skretting.
Skretting by seili January 7, 2019
The act of attempting to sexually please one who is in a relationship.
Uhhh. Why is the girl sketting with me? I already have a woman
Sketting by SketKing November 8, 2018
A Skretin is a particularly horrible male or female (or whatever) with low sexual morals and a distinct parasitic nature.
That little Skretin gave my mate herpes and maxed out her Visa.

Or
I’m proper twisted tonight, I’m gonna find myself a dirty Skretin to take back to the hotel.

Skritting 

The action of something sliding on a rough or rocky surface.
My head painfully, and bloodily was skritting against the rough driveway pavement.
Skritting by dfghbv May 3, 2022