Skrettin

A Skrettin is someone who is an absolute low life rodent who is worthless in every way, to the point where a flea would be of more use to the world.

"You sneaky little skrettin"

"Ben? He's a skrettin"

by Super_Skrettin December 31, 2019

shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate”

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020

Skretting

Skretting is a surname from Norway. Also found in USA, Germany and Canada. The surmane is from a place called Skretting. The place is on Jæren in Norway. The place is known for farming. Skretting means "bad dirt".

Lars: What is you surname?
Anne: It is Skretting. Anne Skretting.

by seili January 7, 2019

Sketting

The act of attempting to sexually please one who is in a relationship.

Uhhh. Why is the girl sketting with me? I already have a woman

by SketKing November 8, 2018

Skretin

A Skretin is a particularly horrible male or female (or whatever) with low sexual morals and a distinct parasitic nature.

That little Skretin gave my mate herpes and maxed out her Visa.

Or
I’m proper twisted tonight, I’m gonna find myself a dirty Skretin to take back to the hotel.

by El Gato Mysterioso May 6, 2019

Skritting

The action of something sliding on a rough or rocky surface.

My head painfully, and bloodily was skritting against the rough driveway pavement.

by dfghbv May 3, 2022