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The act of shitting into a funnel inserted into another persons ass, and then pushing the shit through the funnel into others ass hence transferring shit from one ass to another.
"Hey beautiful, you look skreetable, wanna go skreeting?"
Skreeting by the penis punisher April 17, 2024
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complaining whining yapping moaning
Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"
Screeding by cynya December 16, 2019

skelting 

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.
Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast
skelting by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

kiss streeting

Euphemism for kissing along the streets
Phoebe and Salar were kiss streeting over Walnut last night.

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse
"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"
Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015

skeezing 

doing the nasty
"MCA's in the back cause he's skeezin' with a whore..."

- Beastie Boys ( No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn)
skeezing by lucky January 22, 2004

double screening 

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.
Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.
double screening by JustKiddingFool January 12, 2015
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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