Skreeting

The act of shitting into a funnel inserted into another persons ass, and then pushing the shit through the funnel into others ass hence transferring shit from one ass to another.

"Hey beautiful, you look skreetable, wanna go skreeting?"

by the penis punisher April 17, 2024

Screeding

complaining whining yapping moaning

Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"

by cynya December 16, 2019

skelting

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

kiss streeting

Euphemism for kissing along the streets

Phoebe and Salar were kiss streeting over Walnut last night.

by Polar Bear Exceptional June 7, 2011

Thigh-Sheeting

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

by Gus123 August 5, 2015

skeezing

doing the nasty

"MCA's in the back cause he's skeezin' with a whore..."

- Beastie Boys ( No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn)

by lucky January 22, 2004

double screening

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.

Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.

by JustKiddingFool January 12, 2015