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Skoti

1. Nominative plural of Skot
Czech origin,Slovak,

2.scotsman
A man from Scotland; a Scot.
Skot (singular) Skoti (Plural)

scout, a (member of the Scout Movement)

Skotsman may mean:

* a man from Scotland, in common parlance (Scotswoman is the equivalent for a woman) - see also Scottish people.

* No true Scotsman, a common logical fallacy.

* The Scotsman, a national newspaper based in Edinburgh, Scotland.

* The Scotsman Hotel in Edinburgh, Scotland (formally the offices of The Scotsman)

* SCOTSMAN, a mnemonic used by salespeople to qualify opportunities (Solution, Competition, Originality, Timescales, Size, Money, Authority, Need)

* The Scotsman, the name of a character in the cartoon Samurai Jack

* Studebaker Scotsman, an American economy car from the 1950s

Etymology:
Scots +‎ -man
Skoti by dreamwoven2 November 2, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Hideous

1. horrible or frightful to the senses; repulsive; very ugly: a skoti monster.
2. shocking or revolting to the moral sense: a skotious crime.
3. distressing; appalling: the skoti expense of moving one's home to another city.
skoti
Hideous

1. horrible or frightful to the senses; repulsive; very ugly: a skoti monster.
2. shocking or revolting to the moral sense: a skotious crime.
3. distressing; appalling: the skoti expense of moving one's home to another city.

"That Freddy Kruger is one skoti creature."

"Jenny has one skoti grill."
skoti by cougarshred August 2, 2007
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Skootish Skip 

Skootish Skip - A move in which a person performs a range of jumps and missteps which results in the player to quickly fall downward. Most commonly used by twitch streamer Skootish.
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Nova Scotia Slide Bum 

A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.
He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!
It is "Let's Get It", which is what modern day gangsters, hitters, shooters and drillers say in Chicago before going into battle.
Bo: "There go them niggaz right there!!!"
Jo: "I got my 30 clip nigga!!!!!"
Bo: "SKETIT!"
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figure skating

One of the hardest sports to master in the world. Requires balance, flexibility, strength, power, hand-eye co-ordination, tenacity and bravery. Figure skaters wear flesh-coloured tights and dresses/skirts so it is more aerodynamic for their movements, not because it is skimpy (see idiot above for inaccurate definition). Figure skaters are arguably the toughest athletes in the world, because of the dangerously slippery ice and no padding surrounding their bodies if they fall or crash. Also, their blades are 4mm thick which makes it very hard for them to balance. Also, after a hard day's work of skating, skaters may end up in tears every so often, because of the emotional and physical and mental pain. It's just that hard--but in the end, they always love the sport no matter what.
Figure skating is the best sport in the world. Ever. Period.
figure skating by BX15 June 16, 2008

Skitimitified 

Pronounced 'skit-teh-mitt--teh-fied'.
To be skitimitified would mean to be full of yourself. It means you would be so far up your own arse, people couldn't tell where you begin and where you end, just being a genuine ballbag. This word is used mostly in Ulster, Ireland, but not often in casual conversation.
Person 1: Oh, my God, what an asshole.
Person 2: I've never met anyone like that dickhead, he just loves himself.
Person 3: I know, he's so skitimitified
Skitimitified by SpellARebelYell August 9, 2012
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