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Special Kind Of Idiot. Pronounced 'skee'.

One who is at least one order of magnitude more fucktarded than the general population.

Also, a useful contraction of sk8er boi.
So, what's with Jim? He couldn't land the drunken whore at the bar?

Yes, he's a SKOI.
SKOI by bhalrog April 9, 2010
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When he heard something funny, he skoi-ed
SKOI by Snuggies <3? January 23, 2010
Related Words
Skoi skoink skoid Skoi Boi SKOI polloi skoi punk skoi skoi skoice Skoidz Skoik
The act of having a good time
Example 1.
Lorenzo: "hey man, you want to come to my grandmothers tonight and watch M*A*S*H?"
Eric: "nah lets go out and get skoid"
Example 2:
Hugh: "dude i heard you dropped 2 caps of MDMA and listened to darude sandstorm on loop for 6 hours yesterday, how was it?"
Tom: " pretty skoi m8"
skoi by toastface grillah January 18, 2015
Skoi is Ska but yet it's ska for the skinheads...
Skoi - Ska/Oi
The band the Skoidats is a really good Skoi band.
Skoi by Court September 22, 2005

Skoi Boi 

Man! This dude is like Jesus. But fat. Some say he is no good at rapping. And they are correct. He is, however, the best damn cuber in the history of ever.
Man that Skoi Boi is a BIG deal!
Skoi Boi by PKscorpion December 16, 2019

SKOI polloi 

Pronounced 'skee pollee'. See also hoi polloi

The level of fucktardation of the general population; or, a random, representative sample
See those people there?

Yeah, what about 'em?

They're the skoi polloi
SKOI polloi by bhalrog April 9, 2010

skoi punk 

a mixture of a skinhead and an oi punk.
that skoi punk just ran by. lets go shoot his ass up.
skoi punk by Chris Rudy December 21, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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