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skorticulture

1. Of or pertaining to the culture of a skort.

2. A celebration of the skort, with business up front and comfort in the back.

3. A strange obsession with the skirt/short mix known as the skort.
We celebrated our skorticulture skills at Friday dinner by wearing skorts and speaking of the benefits of a multi-faceted garment.
skorticulture by Nora Haley September 22, 2006
Related Words
skotic • Stotic • saotic • skoti • Smotic • Scotican • scoticles • Scoticus • Skatic • skoice
(n). A typical Minnesota Vikings fan. Characterized by the inability to wear anything but a purple hat. Members of the skolice have a tendency to hate on every player, until they make a big play, then proceed to shit all over them again (e.g. Tarvaris Jackson). Commonly seen yelling at Green Bay, and by their catchphrase "SKOL!" Uneducated, biased, and drunk, they give us normal Minnesotan sports fans a bad rep.

Can be compared to the less extreme Philadelphia Eagles fan.
Man #1: AWWWW MAN FUCK TARVARIS JACKSON, HE'S SO BAD, I DON'T CARE THAT HE THREW 3 TDS, THAT PICK MAN, THAT PICK

Normal Minnesotan: -walks by- Fuck you, and fuck the rest of the uneducated skolice.
skolice by chaotik December 16, 2010

Roller skoting 

When you're talking to your girlfriend drunk af and you missay roller skating
"Hey babe, after all this coronavirus shizz is done, let's go roller skoting"
"Roller skoting, don't you mean roller skating?"
Roller skoting by Waffliez March 24, 2020
Another word for calling somebody stupid and idiotic
"Stop being so Stotic"
"Wow you're Stotic"
"He's Stotic"
Stotic by Pseudonym wtf is that? April 20, 2016
Adjective. Appearing to be looking at a person from any angle.
Adam: "Dude, the Mona Lisa is looking at me..."

Zach: "ME TOO! But we're across the room from each other! How is this possible??"

Jang-a-lang: "That's called 'skopic,' my young friends."
Skopic by WEareSOhigh October 12, 2011

Skotched 

Used to describe something cool, trendy or awesome.
Friend 1: How was your weekend
Friend 2: It was so skotched
Skotched by SkotchedOne November 10, 2016
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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