skotic

1. A skater who becomes a gothic, but actually is neither a skater nor a gotic.
2. a sad person

She's a skotic and a wannabe

by erik December 14, 2003

skorticulture

1. Of or pertaining to the culture of a skort.

2. A celebration of the skort, with business up front and comfort in the back.

3. A strange obsession with the skirt/short mix known as the skort.

We celebrated our skorticulture skills at Friday dinner by wearing skorts and speaking of the benefits of a multi-faceted garment.

by Nora Haley September 22, 2006

skolice

(n). A typical Minnesota Vikings fan. Characterized by the inability to wear anything but a purple hat. Members of the skolice have a tendency to hate on every player, until they make a big play, then proceed to shit all over them again (e.g. Tarvaris Jackson). Commonly seen yelling at Green Bay, and by their catchphrase "SKOL!" Uneducated, biased, and drunk, they give us normal Minnesotan sports fans a bad rep.

Can be compared to the less extreme Philadelphia Eagles fan.

Man #1: AWWWW MAN FUCK TARVARIS JACKSON, HE'S SO BAD, I DON'T CARE THAT HE THREW 3 TDS, THAT PICK MAN, THAT PICK

Normal Minnesotan: -walks by- Fuck you, and fuck the rest of the uneducated skolice.

by chaotik December 16, 2010

Roller skoting

When you're talking to your girlfriend drunk af and you missay roller skating

"Hey babe, after all this coronavirus shizz is done, let's go roller skoting"
"Roller skoting, don't you mean roller skating?"

by Waffliez March 24, 2020

Stotic

Another word for calling somebody stupid and idiotic

"Stop being so Stotic"
"Wow you're Stotic"
"He's Stotic"

by Pseudonym wtf is that? April 20, 2016

Skopic

Adjective. Appearing to be looking at a person from any angle.

Adam: "Dude, the Mona Lisa is looking at me..."

Zach: "ME TOO! But we're across the room from each other! How is this possible??"

Jang-a-lang: "That's called 'skopic,' my young friends."

by WEareSOhigh October 12, 2011

Skotched

Used to describe something cool, trendy or awesome.

Friend 1: How was your weekend
Friend 2: It was so skotched

by SkotchedOne November 10, 2016