skatin

1. Military and/or specifically Marine Corps slang typically meaning one is delegated with a ridiculously easy task or is having an easy day.

2. Missing all of the hard work.

Private first class: "Be glad you weren't here yesterday, they made us clean the porta jons all day long."
Corporal: "yeah I was skatin."

"Sergeant Smith is checking out of the unit, he's skatin today."

"Private Prod has three days off when everyone else is out in the field." (Skatin)

by Derek Mac June 19, 2006

skatin

when you are choppin big chrome blades, done mostly in the south by the likes of paul wall or chamillionaire

what it do son ahhh sheeit that navigator is skatin

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

skatin

being fake/stunting on someone

Bro man that hoe skating on you. She got another nigga.

by m.newell November 23, 2016

figure skatin ass nigga

a man who (figuratively) figure skates thru life with no concern for who he skates upon or cuts with his bitch ass skates. He has no loyalties to friends or girlfriends. He also usually rocks a faux hawk

He's just a figure skatin ass nigga, don't get hung up.

by Foofyfoof January 07, 2014

skatin bacon

When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.

Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.

by Rex Thundershock November 08, 2021