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1. Military and/or specifically Marine Corps slang typically meaning one is delegated with a ridiculously easy task or is having an easy day.

2. Missing all of the hard work.
Private first class: "Be glad you weren't here yesterday, they made us clean the porta jons all day long."
Corporal: "yeah I was skatin."

"Sergeant Smith is checking out of the unit, he's skatin today."

"Private Prod has three days off when everyone else is out in the field." (Skatin)
skatin by Derek Mac June 20, 2006
Bro man that hoe skating on you. She got another nigga.
skatin by m.newell November 23, 2016
When a truck is lifted so tall that the bottom of the body is over the highest point of the tire
Damn, that boy skatin 40’s
Skatin by Big_Daddy_H! March 28, 2024

skatin bacon

When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.
Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.
skatin bacon by Rex Thundershock November 8, 2021

figure skatin ass nigga

a man who (figuratively) figure skates thru life with no concern for who he skates upon or cuts with his bitch ass skates. He has no loyalties to friends or girlfriends. He also usually rocks a faux hawk
He's just a figure skatin ass nigga, don't get hung up.

Satin Sheets 

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.
Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!
Satin Sheets by SlopNChop October 6, 2016