Skooths 

Very hot/attractive/sexy person. If someone calls you a skooths it is most likely that they are trying to flirt with you because being called a skooths is basically the largest compliment on the planet. You are probably very very VERY short and gay. ;)
Please keep being sexy!

Person 1: Hey Skooths! I like your Wilbur Soot merch! :D
Skooths: thanks darling, you too! ;))

Skooths by yourmommyhasanucecock May 19, 2022

Skootish Skip 

Skootish Skip - A move in which a person performs a range of jumps and missteps which results in the player to quickly fall downward. Most commonly used by twitch streamer Skootish.

Kyle did a Skootish skip while playing only up

Skootish Skip by Tech_support420 July 31, 2023

smoothshark 

verb.

The act of deliberately frustrating and subtly mocking an arrogant person who is obsessed with seeming intelligent, by repeatedly and unwaveringly defending an absurd position, despite the oblivious target's increasingly desperate attempts to prove you wrong and show themselves as "smart".

Named for the infamous "sharks are smooth" twitter/tumblr argument.

The principle and the process of smoothsharking was perhaps first described by raptorific on tumblr, although the name was coined by others.

That pompous smart alec doesn't realized he's being smoothsharked.

smoothshark by A_Really_Big_Cat September 13, 2020

Soothsayer 

The greatest song ever made. Possibly because the guitarist wears a bucket on his head.

Soothsayer is the greatest song ever made

Soothsayer by Xtreme2252 July 19, 2009

soothsayer 

a prophet or fortune teller of ancient Greece and ancient Rome

they often told those around them of great misfortunes, usually dealing in death

The soothsayer in the play Julias Caesar warned Caesar of the Ides (or 15th day) of March.

soothsayer by The Last Guardian of Naught August 13, 2009

Soothsayer 

Someone who knows the truth. They’ve always know the real truth and nothing but the truth, and can’t help but share it with others. You can run, but you can’t hide forever.

Friend: Is it true that you two were always meant to be together?
Soothsayer: That’s the real sooth! Did I stutter the first time? I’ll say it again.

Soothsayer by the winds of change May 10, 2020

smoothspert 

An expert of smoothies. One who specializes in smoothie studies. A fine connoisseur of smoothieology.

I hear that he's a smoothspert so he'll know what to order.

With enough studying I hope to one day be a smoothspert.

Don't think that your higher than me because your a smoothspert now.

smoothspert by rgagem February 20, 2010