skoothpaste

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's bottle of toothpaste or mouthwash as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be have your DNA in her mouth for several weeks or months.

See also cumditioner and sploofah

Its 2008 and she still wouldnt orally service me so I left some skoothpaste in her cabinet.

by Frukman March 13, 2008

smoothmaster

Someone who is inexperienced with dating but pretends that they have a lot more experience than they really do. They will switch between being very poetic about love to being bluntly sexual in seemingly random intervals in a conversation, usually very short after meeting someone.

They do not take rejection well, but also may not acknowledge that a rejection occurred in the first place.

Despite this, they often brag about their success and dating experience, and make this their whole identity.

Within five minutes, Jerry had told her she was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, implied the possibility of marriage, asked her if she liked rough sex, asked if she wanted to be his slave, and ignored her attempts to reject him. All in all, a move typical of a smoothmaster.

by Dr. Sigh January 6, 2017