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When you are hungry but your stomach hurts
Want to get pizza?”

Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”
skumpy by UghLadybug June 18, 2018
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Someone who is extra loud when drunk and wakes up the whole floor below them with their footsteps.
Hey, did the RA just knock on our door? Yes, I think Stompy woke him up when he came home drunk.
Stompy by mem_leak January 7, 2016
article of clothing thats hoochie, small, short, or too tight.
damn, that girl's skirt is skimpy!
skimpy by tiff March 12, 2004

The Skimpy Towel Treatment 

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them
"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

Scompy Donk 

Shaggy got too powerful and gave his power to Scooby, thus creating Scompy Donk.
Like Zoinks scooby, I'm like too powerful man. I now pronounce you Scompy Donk.
Scompy Donk by Dildosaggins420 January 29, 2019

Shrimp skimpy 

Culinary dish having way too few pieces of shrimp....
Paul ordered shrimp scampi from the menu but when the dish arrived he counted the shrimp and realized he had been served shrimp skimpy.