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bad, garbage, lame, not good in any way. WACK
Skoompy dick. u cant drop the cock.
skoompy by Mayo Dizzle November 2, 2008
Words you can keep
A Khajiit that smoked sum o dat gud skooma shieeeeeeeeeezzz.....
Whiterun Guard: "Stop right there, Khajiit! Are you trying to smuggle in Skooma?"

J'zargo: "REEEEEEEEE I AM SO FOOKIN SKOOMPY RITE NAW, THIS ONE SCREEEEEEEEEES!!"
Skoompy by folko1 January 9, 2019
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When you are in the mood for committing an act of hoeing or tho-otherness
She was feeling skoompy, wanting all that dick.
Skoompy by skoompy February 25, 2025
That skoomp was finna get in the car full of niggas
Skoomp by jnaughty February 9, 2018

Skoompin 

An act of hoeing or thoother-ness
You stay on that skoompin shit
Skoompin by Treetop treezie December 16, 2018

Skoompin 

A female who is always lookin for a hookup or always has a boyfriend. She often does this to cope with her previous relationship.
Man, she always got a man. That b*tch be skoompin.
Skoompin by Chaboy60 May 18, 2019
A girl who sleeps or fucks a lot of guys
Nicky is such a Skoomp
Skoomp by Skoomp master February 14, 2019
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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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