A term expressing how amazingly skasomething is. Used as a more extreme form of Skatastic. A person who is Skalicious is most likely cooler than anyone you know.
Person1: Wow, that guy over there looks like a pedo. Is he some kind of different?
Person2: Ye, he lives in Skalica..
Person1: makes sense..
Person from Skalica: UGHhghghghh
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'