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Definitions by Ikealover2228

Sheldoning 

The act of blessing a child with superhuman intelligence through electro-shock therapy
"I fix all those cousins I made retarded by Sheldoning them"
Sheldoning by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Un-Sheldoning 

The act of rendering a smart/bright child mentally retarded by hitting them over the head repeatedly with a blunt object
"I like Un-Sheldoning my cousin, which is unfortunate because they are all in honors"
Un-Sheldoning by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Glittergasm 

When you put a combination of 15% confetti and 85% glitter inside of a large syringe, inject the syringe into your urethra, and then ejaculate, releasing the confetti and glitter into one colofup explosion.
"It took me 4 hours to clean up my glittergasm in the bathroom"
Glittergasm by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024
A sandwich/burger that contains the aftermath of a Vietnamese Horseradish
"Just had a bunme from that asian guy earlier, but it was too salty."
Bunme by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Vietnamese Horseradish 

When you're fondling a Vietnamese man and, while still fondling, you reach your other arm around him and into his anus and stimulate his prostate to make him ejaculate. The ejaculation will go into a jar, which will be the "horseradish" to be used on a sandwich/burger, typically.
"I just gave this asian guy the Vietnamese Horseradish and it was pretty tasty."

Xooflump 

When you tickle an individual to the point of erousal and, eventually, ejaculation. Typically more common in men
"My friend just Xooflumped me and now my underwear is sticky"
Xooflump by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024
When you masterbate so intensely that your ejaculation holds the speed of Mach 1.2 or the force of a .50 caliber bullet
"Yesterday I was sklurping and I put a hole in my wall"
Sklurping by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024