Sheldoning

The act of blessing a child with superhuman intelligence through electro-shock therapy

"I fix all those cousins I made retarded by Sheldoning them"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Scurching

To scurch; When 2 men are in intimate sexual intercourse and one man shoves his entire hand and forearm up the other man's anus, grabs the man's shit, puts it in a pocket pussy, and masturbates using the aformentioned pocket pussy.

Man 1: Yo lets do some scurching later
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Vietnamese Horseradish

When you're fondling a Vietnamese man and, while still fondling, you reach your other arm around him and into his anus and stimulate his prostate to make him ejaculate. The ejaculation will go into a jar, which will be the "horseradish" to be used on a sandwich/burger, typically.

"I just gave this asian guy the Vietnamese Horseradish and it was pretty tasty."

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Bunme

A sandwich/burger that contains the aftermath of a Vietnamese Horseradish

"Just had a bunme from that asian guy earlier, but it was too salty."

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Sklurping

When you masterbate so intensely that your ejaculation holds the speed of Mach 1.2 or the force of a .50 caliber bullet

"Yesterday I was sklurping and I put a hole in my wall"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Xooflump

When you tickle an individual to the point of erousal and, eventually, ejaculation. Typically more common in men

"My friend just Xooflumped me and now my underwear is sticky"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Un-Sheldoning

The act of rendering a smart/bright child mentally retarded by hitting them over the head repeatedly with a blunt object

"I like Un-Sheldoning my cousin, which is unfortunate because they are all in honors"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024