Skirmer

To move sneakily as if to be a mouse.

"I hate babysitting!"
"Why?"
"I can hear the kids skirmering around and it freaks me out!"

by Delta-Papa-Alpha May 22, 2009

Bubby Skimmer

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.

"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"

by Rouseyboy November 15, 2006

Skimmer

Skimmer: a term often used to describe either an action or an object in a sketchy or greasy manner. The word can be used to describe anything that cannot possibly be defined as something worthy of being normal. This version of the word can almost be defined by merely saying the word itself, as just saying it will send greasy vibes to anyone that hears it.

That skimmer weirdo over there is creeping everyone out!

by Grease514 July 6, 2016

fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.

Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.

by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010

skirker

Someone who cheats, cuts in front of, slips past, takes advantage of, white liar.

James is such a skirker, he drank all our beer when we were gone!

by Bobbyluv January 13, 2016

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

skimmer

Skimmer is a guy who "rides the top of the crest" during sex! Skimming is just bouncing off a partner's 'rear-end', quick insertion, then pulling out, leaving the sodomized partner feeling rather hungry for alot more.

"That dude made me want more and more of the sauce, but he wasn't very deep, just another skimmer"

by Princess Peussie March 22, 2005