Skirmante 

the best type of person there is. she will let you hit her vape 😍😍😍😍😍

"hey skirmante ca-"
"yes"
"... yes what?"
"you can hit my vape"

Skirmante by butter and bees November 22, 2021

skirminkel 

A guy who brings frozen wors to a braai, an ends up eating your prime steak instead.

What Skirminkel brought the frozen wors?

The Skirminkel who is wolfing my steak

skirminkel by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

Spermante by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

skirmantas 

Ancient name, usually found in Greek mythology. Most often translated as "a man to die for", "a man that takes your breath away". Many times depicted in sexual way, having encounters with different gods (sometimes several at once). A master in sexual desires and known for being exceptionaly endowed.

I would take my soul away and give it to Skirmantas. Skirmantas once again gave his best at pleasuring the gods.

skirmantas by Grenoule November 23, 2021

skidmaster 

Someone who is extremely proud of the horrendous skiddies left in their drawers after a farting contest with their friends.

Audrey soaked her drawers...looks like she's our reigning skidmaster!!!

skidmaster by SheriWinchester45 March 30, 2021

skimater 

when one's genatialia gets frostbitten in the "on position" and they have no more feeling in that part.

i want to get skimatered so i can collect on the insurance and save on viagra

skimater by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

skrantel 

Micheal Bilby

Skrantel is a bitch

skrantel by Colin Griffis May 22, 2024