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Skirmante 

the best type of person there is. she will let you hit her vape 😍😍😍😍😍
"hey skirmante ca-"
"yes"
"... yes what?"
"you can hit my vape"
Skirmante by butter and bees November 22, 2021
Words you can keep

skirminkel 

A guy who brings frozen wors to a braai, an ends up eating your prime steak instead.
What Skirminkel brought the frozen wors?

The Skirminkel who is wolfing my steak
skirminkel by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018
a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky
I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!
Spermante by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

skirmantas 

Ancient name, usually found in Greek mythology. Most often translated as "a man to die for", "a man that takes your breath away". Many times depicted in sexual way, having encounters with different gods (sometimes several at once). A master in sexual desires and known for being exceptionaly endowed.
I would take my soul away and give it to Skirmantas. Skirmantas once again gave his best at pleasuring the gods.
skirmantas by Grenoule November 23, 2021

skidmaster 

Someone who is extremely proud of the horrendous skiddies left in their drawers after a farting contest with their friends.
Audrey soaked her drawers...looks like she's our reigning skidmaster!!!
skidmaster by SheriWinchester45 March 30, 2021

skimater 

when one's genatialia gets frostbitten in the "on position" and they have no more feeling in that part.
i want to get skimatered so i can collect on the insurance and save on viagra
skimater by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

skrantel 

Skrantel is a bitch
skrantel by Colin Griffis May 22, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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