The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.
A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.
I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, blackbeans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.
The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.
The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold
The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.
1. A skimper is a term used to define wiggar high school kids who are fucked later in life.
2. A skimper is a term used to define someone who nobody wants to smoke marijuana with because he never has money or weed and likes to sit at home and watch RedTube everyday.
3. A skimper is a term used to define someone who writes urban dictionary definitions of the word skimper when he has in fact skimped someone before.
1. Wow, James sold me an o of booms that was 2.5 short. What a fuckin skimper.
2. Elliot: Hey, wanna smoke with jamesD? Dave: Fuck that, he's a fucking brokeass skimper and just sits at home jacking off 23 hours of the day.
3. Wow, that Joe Van Pay kid writes urban dictionary definitions. He has shorted so many people on bags. What a skimper.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."