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The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.
I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, black beans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.
skimper by Dambrose November 9, 2011

simferopol 

least based city in Russia. Home to many Simps and losers tbh.
CK: Yo bruh I went to Simferopol last summer
Moose: ye cause ur a simp lmao ofc you went to SIMPerpol
simferopol by uber based July 26, 2020
The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.

The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold
The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.
Simperor by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021
1. A person who often skimps people out of bags of marijuana

2. A person who stuffs small and often shwaggy bowls or blunts

3. a word to describe something as "unfit"
1. Wow, Dustin only gave us 1.2 grams for a dime, what a skimper

2. Jeremy's bowl only went around a 3 person circle 1 time, it was a skimper

3. This party is skimper, nobody has match
Skimper by Joe Vangay August 19, 2009
a skimper is a term used to define a very small blunt, filled with a minimal amount of marijuana.
we only had half a gram left so j.j had to roll a skimper.
skimper by elliot nes September 12, 2005
1. A skimper is a term used to define wiggar high school kids who are fucked later in life.

2. A skimper is a term used to define someone who nobody wants to smoke marijuana with because he never has money or weed and likes to sit at home and watch RedTube everyday.

3. A skimper is a term used to define someone who writes urban dictionary definitions of the word skimper when he has in fact skimped someone before.
1. Wow, James sold me an o of booms that was 2.5 short. What a fuckin skimper.

2. Elliot: Hey, wanna smoke with jamesD? Dave: Fuck that, he's a fucking brokeass skimper and just sits at home jacking off 23 hours of the day.

3. Wow, that Joe Van Pay kid writes urban dictionary definitions. He has shorted so many people on bags. What a skimper.
Skimper by moomoobaggins March 26, 2010