Skillitis 

A person who suffers from a disease of too much skill.Very rare and extraordinary disease occurs in 1 every million adult men.Females are immune to this as they’re useless

Harry stop doing rainbow flicks.You must have Skillitis

Skillitis by Rishi Sunak December 15, 2020

Skivalitis 

An illness suffered by school children. Ususally occurs during a release of a new video game or when it snows.

"The new GTA game came out yesterday."
"Convenient that Sam's not into day then isn't it?"
"Yeah, I think he has a bad case of skivalitis"

Skivalitis by 3iMea7 August 12, 2014

skilletsexual 

A word as if pansexual was already used in a joke involving puns

"Dude I think I'm skilletsexual" " are you sure you're not potsexual?"

skilletsexual by Skilletsexual July 27, 2016

skintitis 

An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.

Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.

Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.

Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.

Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:

"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"

Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.

"Its only the 5th and hes scheming to get money already, the skintitis must be setting in early"

skintitis by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020

Skivitis 

Skivitis (pronounced sky-vight-is) is a temporary illness, characterised by severe lack of desire to go to school. Often, the student suffering from Skivitis will avoid school (or 'skive') even during school hours. This illness can be cured by a phone call from the school to the student's parents or alternatively by calling the police or student welfare officer.

Student: I can't go into school today, I'm ill with skivitis.

Skivitis by LemonZeppelin October 2, 2009

SkilletSexual 

When you feel a non sexual romantic attraction to one gender but also a purely sexual attraction to another.

Juan is skilletsexual.

SkilletSexual by DABLUETIGER October 23, 2022

Home Skillit 

A greeting to a friend or someone who is cool. Another word for homie or home boy.

Person A: Whats up home skillit.

Person B: Nothing much, what about you?

Home Skillit by Scorch 95 March 31, 2009