Skivalitis

An illness suffered by school children. Ususally occurs during a release of a new video game or when it snows.

"The new GTA game came out yesterday."
"Convenient that Sam's not into day then isn't it?"
"Yeah, I think he has a bad case of skivalitis"

Skivalitis by 3iMea7 August 12, 2014

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skiveritis

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive

Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.

skiveritis by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

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Skivalitis • scivalitus • Sketalitis • skilitist • Skillitis • skiveritis • Skivitis • seat bone, meat bone, shialitis

Skillitis

A person who suffers from a disease of too much skill.Very rare and extraordinary disease occurs in 1 every million adult men.Females are immune to this as they’re useless

Harry stop doing rainbow flicks.You must have Skillitis

Skillitis by Rishi Sunak December 15, 2020

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Skivitis

Skivitis (pronounced sky-vight-is) is a temporary illness, characterised by severe lack of desire to go to school. Often, the student suffering from Skivitis will avoid school (or 'skive') even during school hours. This illness can be cured by a phone call from the school to the student's parents or alternatively by calling the police or student welfare officer.

Student: I can't go into school today, I'm ill with skivitis.

Skivitis by LemonZeppelin October 2, 2009