Ski-B 

A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.

He looks okay from behind.

He’s nice but that guy’s a Ski-B.

Ski-B by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019

Ski-bag

The sexual opposite of a tea-bag; when a female places the two skis (vagina lips, i.e. labia) onto the hilly face of her partner.

Jen was really wild last night. She told me to lie on my back, then she ski-bagged me!

Ski-bag by SS-Chi-town March 14, 2009

ski biscuit

When you are skiing and crap you pants cause you cannot stop to take a shit.

Jay: Awwww man i just made a ski biscuit in my pants cause we are so far away from the lodge.
Tyler: Don't worry about that man i made a ski biscuit after lunch.
Jay: Its 4 o'clock, lunch was at noon
Tyler: Yeap

ski biscuit by Jaehoal Jones July 24, 2012

ski boots 

noun)
a word used to describe the akward, bowlegged walk a woman has as a result of a recent rough fucking. This walk is similar to how one walks while wearing skiboots.

ern: ski boots!
sam: where?
ern: the brunette over there.
sam: dammmmmnnnnn, i tagged that ass before class and she is still wearing 'em.

ski boots by anon42o503o1204 September 24, 2005

Ski-Boom 

v.The act of having sexual intercourse from the rear where both hands of a woman are used as ski poles while the male copulates in a downhill motion like that of a skier. As the male ejaculates he hits the ski-jump. n. Variation of booming.

I was ski-boomin in that ass like she was a Nordic Track.

Guy1: Hey did you boom on her yet?
Guy2: Boy I ski-boomed so ill she gave me the gold medal on that ass!

Ski-Boom by Airtight November 19, 2010

Ski burrito 

The emergency sled the ski patrol uses to drag your wounded body back down the mountain. It gets its name because of its yellow emergency coloring and the fact that the ski patrol wraps the wounded person up.

Dang, Sarah fell took a dive and can't get back on her skis. We're going to have to bring her down in a ski burrito.

Ski burrito by Diva ~D~light January 10, 2009

ski bum 

one who works for low pay in exchange for benefits for example free skipasses or the coveted multi area season's pass as well as good deals on gear. as always the best things in life are free. this type usually supports itself in the off season by planting trees or other things sometimes in the bathroom/attic. occasionally these people will engage in activities to simulate skiing ie dragiing your buddy behind an f350 down a dirt road on 206 dynamic skis and a water ski rope

bill w. is such a ski bum he is a 32 year old ski tuner/"farmer" whose life consists of only two things skiing and waiting to go skiing.

ski bum by just another bum August 24, 2006