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ski-boarder

From the Latin snowus skius boardius - see. homosexualalist - A descriptive Noun used to describe a latent homosexual Skier, wearing hot pants and mid riff bearing shirts or ski racing jacket while prancing down the slopes on a snowboard.

v., Ski-Boarding
My Friend Shane went with us this weekend and rode a snowboard for the first time wearing tight pants and a Ski Racing Jacket; what a Ski-Boarder!!

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My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.
ski-boarder by Shilo January 28, 2005
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skimboarder 

A surfer who wants to not be mainstream and instead skims.
Guy 1: Do you see that with a board he must be a surfer.
Guy 2: Nah he`s just a skimboarder trying to be different.
skimboarder by Dmx3474 June 27, 2016

skiboarder 

one who skis and snowboards,has no clear favorite, and hates both for different reasons (both only occur in noobs). Noob snowboarders think its cool to go dow a black diamond riding only on one edge while getting no actual thrill, and just pushing all the snow down and making the top of hills icy, yes thats why the top is icy, not the temperature. skiers or pizzas as i like to call them take up too much room on slopes and just gett in the way, and you cant pass them. I would just like to say that the only reason snowboarding is more popular is because its easier to learn. No snowboarder can deny that a really good skier is awesome, and visa-versa.

steve is a skiboarder.
REALLY? I THOUGHT HE JUST BOARDED
no he skis too
skiboarder by (or pseudonym); January 16, 2009

Skiboarder 

A confused splitboarder who wears hardboots and carries his poles in his hands while snowboarding.
If that skiboarder carried more speed into the flats, he would not of needed to have his poles out.
Skiboarder by Styleboarder November 23, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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