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Put Your Ski's On

It doesn't mean a damn thing!
Hey slugger, buck up! Put your ski's on!

White Man's Ski-Mask 

A business suit. Doesn't have to be inhabited by any particular race or gender.
I wore the White Man's Ski-Mask to the meeting and closed the deal on those twits.

It’s ski 

Synonym for “over”, it’s not gonna happen.
My boss tried to get me to come in early, it was ski as hell.

1: Can I use your car bro?

2: it’s ski
It’s ski by 314L March 11, 2019

Let's go ski 

when your very hype talking to your friends or a large group of people and you want everyone to be just as hype as you are so you say "let's go ski"
or

when something good happens at your prep school
Anyone: Dude our football team's so gonna win tonight, get hype.
Sean Coleman: let's go ski
Let's go ski by penjen3000 October 30, 2018

ski slut 

a person who will virtually whore themselves out to ski, any time and any place
Did you hear about Laura?
Yeah, she just took off to Vail again.
That's the 3rd time this month.
She's such a ski slut.
ski slut by Buzzer McDuckman February 3, 2012

Ski-slope tits 

Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.
Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".

When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".
Ski-slope tits by mtstew August 14, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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