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skewball

When someone's existence is usually pointless and the butt of jokes, however remaining serious in their approach to whatever it is they're doing.
Ralph Nadder is a skewball.
by Agent Chaz 008 May 12, 2010
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Sacramento Skeeball

Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.
I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!
by Nykker2000 October 14, 2007
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skeeball

(v.) To fall on your nuts while on a slippery surface and then slide across the surface while still positioned on your nuts.
(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)

Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!

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by Mark H August 30, 2006
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Skrewball

An individual who strays away from the cliché things in life. One who is not afraid to break away from the crowd and be their own individual. Throughout history, a skrewball has not always fit in within culture. They do not abide to all of societies tight and rigid standards. These individuals have a craving to be different. They strive for independence and are heavily concerned with creating their own path. It's an authentic road. One that makes them, them.
Did you just mix peanut butter and whiskey? You're a skrewball!
by ediem949 September 3, 2019
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Sketball

Basically Basketball with the hoop lowered two feet, hence the two first letters of basketball taken off to compensate.
"You down for some Sketball tonight?"

"For sure breh. Nothin better to do the Sketball!"
by Stadium Bro November 10, 2011
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Boob-sketball

boob-sketball amo: small pieces of food, cheese-its, gold fish

points:1-point if you get it into the shirt and they have to dig for it; 2-points if you get it in the jacket (still near the neckline), and they still have to dig for it
by cheesefacee December 21, 2011
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Sacramento SkeeBall

You straddle your partner and jerk off. Various points are assigned for hitting locations on the other persons body (eg., 10 points for boob, 50 points for mouth, etc.)
I gave this chick a Sacramento SkeeBall and scored a 50!
by DXLA February 14, 2008
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