As the speaker droned on, her mind drifted during the urban agriculture meeting and she found herself skeeze balling the country boy across the room.

He tried his best to keep his mind focused on the task at hand, but it was impossible to keep from skeeze balling her while she worked in the garden - he imagined her legs wrapped around his, her body pulled tight against his, their sweat mixing in the dirt between the rows of vegetables - until she sprayed him with the hose.

I've been jabbed