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skeetality 

1) a very unkown fatality in the original Mortal Kombat, where the legendary Liu Kang finishes off an enemy by skeeting all over his opponent, suffocating them his massive fountain of jizz.

2) a prominent user seen on the US west server of WC3, often pwning noobs in DotA Allstars.
1) Gaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! OMFG Dude what the hell, I've only seen a skeetality irl!!

2) Double Kill!!.....leaver detected...BANNED....Triple Kill!!..leaver detected...DOUBLE BANNED. GG RM.
skeetality by skeetality May 30, 2009

Speedability

The best roblox parkour player and content creator with over 700000 subscribers, also his balls are the size of watermelons and he gets 47.36% of all bitches on planet earth.
Speedability is cool lol lmao xd lmfao uwu dogwater piss
Speedability by not speedabliliy April 21, 2022

Seatability 

The ability to seat outside dining.
We have great seatability in our outside patio now

seatability 

The perfect seated position to maximize coverage during a lap dance.
Your dance will be $10 more due to the seatability of your lap.
seatability by chobb September 10, 2020

skeptibility 

(1) Level of incredulity appropriate to evaluating a claim despite its verisimilitude.

(2) An amalgamation of susceptibility and skepticism.
For example:

(1) On Wikipedia, increased activity in the discussions and frequent revisions should raise skeptibility.

(2) Dude, ever notice how bananas fit your hand perfectly? That means they were created for you!

Bro, you have no skeptibility, google "Origin of species - Science Fail"
skeptibility by c0ncernedcitizen December 9, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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