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skeetality 

1) a very unkown fatality in the original Mortal Kombat, where the legendary Liu Kang finishes off an enemy by skeeting all over his opponent, suffocating them his massive fountain of jizz.

2) a prominent user seen on the US west server of WC3, often pwning noobs in DotA Allstars.
1) Gaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! OMFG Dude what the hell, I've only seen a skeetality irl!!

2) Double Kill!!.....leaver detected...BANNED....Triple Kill!!..leaver detected...DOUBLE BANNED. GG RM.
skeetality by skeetality May 30, 2009

Sketalitis 

Somebody that can’t stop dating skets
Bro you’ve got sketalitis’
Sketalitis by George_vr_08 October 30, 2018

skeetalicious

It means a perfect girl sexy as hell nice body pretty face a dyme piece jus lik becki basically a dream girl
Damn that girl is so skeetalicious!
skeetalicious by Justin Shipman February 23, 2006

Skatality 

(Skāte-ăl-ĭ-tē) Noun. (1) The state of a figure skater, skate-boarder, roller-skater, or anyone on roller or ice skates, after they make a mistake in which they sustain an injury.
One morbid way to enjoy ice skating is to watch for a skatality, when one or more skaters make a grave mistake.
Skatality by David W. Irish May 5, 2018

Skeetability 

The amount of semen one is able to produce in a single ejaculation
Since turning 40, Gary has noticed a decline in his skeetability.
Skeetability by Nostradainus June 16, 2019
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