Skarp 

A Skarp is what you'd get if you got a young WW2 vet from 1947 and fused him with a surfer from the 21st century. Has a half British/Australia accent. If someone got killed, he's the guy who knows who did it which is weird because he has too much interest from thots. Somehow makes old fashion like Trench Coats and military-style jackets look cool.

Slut1. Hey look at him, seen him before?
Slut2. Yeah he's the Skarpiest bloke ever.
Thot1. i'm gonna get him *Starts running then trips over*
Skarp. *Unimpressed* What the fuck are you doing on the floor??
Thot1. Looking at your coat?

Skarp by Fizzer205 September 14, 2020

skarp 

a small cunt with a 1 inch penis that drinks his own urine.

Oh, look at that skarp! He probably has a one inch penis.

Oh, look at that skarp! It's dripping from his pants.

skarp by Zweal April 19, 2017

Skarp 

A sharp guy, someone who is skarpy. He's the guy that generally doesn't bother talking to many people, and wears a trench coat and makes it look good. All the girls are after him to the point where he makes jokes about having too much interest, All the sluts can't get enough of him. He would sooner kill himself than wear knockoffs and always buys the best clothes. His dad works for the Secret Service and he wants to follow his footsteps. Generally the coolest bloke if you get to know him. Only fun with his close friends and is into Sailing and wears Alpinestars. Underestimating him is what you want to do if you want to die . A perfect roll model. Surfs and loves the ocean. A perfect guy. What everyone wants to be, a true skarp.

Girl1. Who's that?
Girl2. I dunno, he's a Skarp though.
Girl1. Damn he's skarpy for sure, I want him badly.

Skarp by None here 845 September 14, 2020

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.

As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.

Alabama Sharpie by Duneedon September 4, 2019

SHARP Chicken 

Like Gay Chicken, but at the work place. Two co-workers/buddies try to psych each other out by massaging, groping, dirty talking and the like while at work. The two try to push the envelope and whoever stops first is the loser. Often leads to sexual harassment (SHARP) complaints from other staff that they are making them uncomfortable, or hours of fun and laughter (depending on how cool your staff is).

Lenny: Alright Steve, at Monday morning's staff meeting you're going down.
Steve: Bullcrap. I haven't lost a game of SHARP Chicken yet

SHARP Chicken by Lorethe2nd January 30, 2016

Sharp work, samurai.

An affectionate phrase used in a congratulatory fashion, primarily spoken towards someone whom you share a relationship, or potential relationship, with.

Person A: (Comes up with a good plan and executes it well)
Person B: Sharp work, samurai.

Sharp work, samurai. by Quolyte June 29, 2017