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Skarpimp 

A Pimp of the "Skar"(aka Scar/Skarlet) category. This pimp does own three people. Interesting fact Skarpimp has burned their fingers on a wok before(pretty cool). Most of the time she uses slang like, OH EM G-SAUCE and Oh Mai Goodness. she spends most of her time in a club in Cape Liberty New Jersey. Altho she's a pimp she is usually dressed in a khaki pantsuit however, she chooses to wear the huge purple pimp hat with the feather. She happens to be extremally talented in most thing except Minecraft. Other than being built off the suffering of her ancestors to become the ultimate revenger(like Sasuke/SauceGay Uchiha) she's pretty chill spending most of her time watching anime like My Hero Academia and Death Note. Believe it or not there is a statue of her in 90% of all dance clubs in south America; only 40% of clubs in north America. this comes from her influence in the south American gangs and cartels. should you spot her in the wild(on the streets) she will usually be in irish handcuffs.
bro some pimp just opened my dogs mouth and ate pie out of it
yea thats skarpimp
Skarpimp by Logan2003HUH?1!?! October 2, 2023
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