An individual with a penis so large, it warps time and space with it'
s enormousness.
Listens to the heaviest metal you've ever heard.
Loves to frolick and fuck around.
Will occasionally lead girls on for fun.
Doesn't give a shit about anybody but himself and a small group of
friends.
Musically, he's a
genius. Technically, he's an Einstein. Socially, he's a wreck.
This man can keep a conversation going for hours with his endless supply of witty and/or sarcastic comments.
Very opinionated.
Great hair.
Goes by the alias: Dude.