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Released is the alias of a professional online gamer who is considered a death-dealing anomaly who sacrifices all moral decency to completely dominate, humiliate, and devastate all opponents. Also know as The Great Released, he can only be summarized as pure ownage. Using immense gaming knowledge, strategies, and skills, Released utterly destroys all online gaming pleasure his opponents once had, or dreamt of having.

I just got fucking owned by Released.

released by Hlavsa December 12, 2008

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Released

Released is the alias of a professional online gamer who sacrifics all morals to completely own and dominate other gamers playing experiences due to no other than his immense gaming skill in any and all online games.

I just got fucking owned by Released.

Released by Hlavsa December 10, 2008

released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.

Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.

released the crackitch by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015

released a statement

To ejeculate.

I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.

released a statement by Tmosfell May 12, 2023

released a demon

When you shit so hard, that your butt hole burns for a range of 6-12 hours.

"dude, i just shit so hard, I released a demon out of my ass."

released a demon by smartypants_193 December 11, 2013

Released the Grease

When grease (AKA Baby Gravy) is released from the tip of your nozzle, resulting in a cataclysmic eplosion of sperm!

Devin: Dude you did it in class again while you were asleep!

Tom: What did i do?

Devin: You released the grease!

Released the Grease by Jena Tailia October 14, 2009

released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

released on bale by QuacksO April 4, 2022

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026