Skaffed

The act of cumming in someone's headset and watching surreptitiously until they put it on their head as a prank.

"Yo did you see I skaffed Chucky as a prank?"

Skaffed by Nucktheman August 24, 2026

Skuffed 

Something that’s just way to dark or messed up.

Did you hear that Jerry printed out women’s nudes from our school into pokecards. Now that’s Skuffed.

Skuffed by HSemler45 May 25, 2020

spaffed 

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

spaffed by Smelting June 1, 2006

Skaffer 

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.

That skaffer kid is a right twat

Skaffer by trosoman July 10, 2012

swaffed 

To get drunk and still maintain a friendly, playfully boisterous nature.

Dude, Travis is totally swaffed!

swaffed by robby22 January 5, 2006

Spaffed 

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

Spaffed by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019

spaffed 

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

spaffed by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019