Skaffed

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The act of cumming in someone's headset and watching surreptitiously until they put it on their head as a prank.

"Yo did you see I skaffed Chucky as a prank?"

Skaffed by Nucktheman August 24, 2026

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Skuffed

Something that’s just way to dark or messed up.

Did you hear that Jerry printed out women’s nudes from our school into pokecards. Now that’s Skuffed.

Skuffed by HSemler45 May 25, 2020

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Skaffed • spaffed • shaffed • skuffed • Scaffed • staffed • swaffed • saffed • shaffed on kick • skafedge

spaffed

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

spaffed by Smelting June 1, 2006

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Skaffer

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.

That skaffer kid is a right twat

Skaffer by trosoman July 10, 2012

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swaffed

To get drunk and still maintain a friendly, playfully boisterous nature.

Dude, Travis is totally swaffed!

swaffed by robby22 January 5, 2006

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Spaffed

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

Spaffed by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019

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spaffed

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

spaffed by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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